1.4.09

:: F*** U ::

*Phuck* You Stupid Robbers !!
Let me just roughly tell u guys what happened.

What a joke on April Fool's Day 09'

Was sleeping really soundly this morning @ 10am.
Until i heard my room door BANGING !!

It was my mum waking me up from my sweet dreams.
She bang my door so so loudly .. Oh my gosh ..
I was like..

" *&^%#$%^& .. do you have to bang my room door that way !? "

Urgh..i then got my butt of the comfy bed and walked downstairs.
Stood at the staircase and saw my family members were all running around the house
LOLX .. yesh !! they were really walking around so quickly.

" What happened ? " i asked in a half-asleep condition. So blurrie @ that time.

I then heard my aunt talking to my dad.


" Neh..I came down from the car. I saw the motor coming already. But in my mind I was thinking that was nothing lar, they just pass by only. Then when i locked my car and slowly walked towards your house, I saw the motor slowing down. They then pushed me on to the road and grabed my handbag........ " bla bla bla and so on.

Lolx .. I was blur that time. In my mind was " Why do u guys have to wake up this sick patient in her nice sweet dreams just because of the robbery case..... =.= " .

and the best part was..i went back to bed !! ROFL !! Everybody is so busy. as if they were all at war, and i went back to BED !!

after a while .... * i was still lying on my comfy bed XD *

XXX : U BODOH !! MAMPUS LA U !! * you stupid. Go die lah ! *

Mum : APA BODOH ?! U MAMPUS LA !! Eh !! U boleh kembalikan itu bag ah !! Duit dan handphone awak ambil la !! Saya nak itu bag dan card-card di dalam sahaja.
* wht stupid !? u die la. U can give us back her handbag or not. u ca
n have the mobile phone and the money lar. we just want the cards in the bag. *

XXX : ........


Dad : Eh .. Ehlo Boss .. itu duit .. awak ambil lar .. tolong lar .. card dan bag awak kembalikan lar
Dia seorang pesakit lar..itu medical card awak ambil semua..macam mana dia nak pergi
hospital untuk check-up ?!
* hey boss. u take the money lar. please. i just want the bag and the cards inside. She is a sick patient. she needs the medical cards to go for check ups. *

XXX : AWAK PERGI ITU TESCO CHERAS SANA LA !! ITU .. DEKAT ITU KEDAI PERABOT
SANA .. AMBIL LU PUNYA BAG LA !! KITA LETAK SEMUA DI SANA LA ... !!

* You go to the furniture shop opposite tesco cheras to get ur stuff la. We left it all there. *

I Immediately jump out my bed and walked outside to the living hall and listen to their conversation.

It was my mum. She made a phone call to my aunt's mobile and see whether we could talk to the robbers or .. and
HEY !! The stupid robbers answered the phone call.

but maybe my mum spoke to them in a very " high-pitch " or .. i should say .. in a very BAD tone.
they scolded her BODOH and asked her to MAMPUS.

Dad took over the phone call immediately and talked to them very politely and softly. They then told him where they dump the bags and stuff......

p/s : SEE !! THIS PROVES THAT WHEN AT TIMES U NEED TO HANDLE REALLY IMPORTANT OR EMERGENCY CASES. WOMENS TURNS EVERYTHING TO BE WORSE !! MEN CAN HANDLE THEM BETTER. WOMEN REALLY VERY LECEH LAR ......... >.<

At this moment only i knew and i finally get the whole picture of what was goin on. * im slow *
These happened just right in front of my house !! Urm..My House Gate. =)

The adults at home then quickly sort things out and handle them.
Dad / Uncle / Mum / Dad's office boy - they went to look for the bag.


They came back with the bag. The cards. My aunt's house keys.
AND

Without all her cash and mobile of course. Stupid robbers didn't take her ATM and Credit Cards.
BUT
the phucking robbers took my house keys instead of my aunt's house keys. and my aunt's indentity card. WTF MAN .. my house keys !! Urgh .. and they took aunt's i/c because my house address was stated there. Haiz......

Parents immediately asked some1 to come and change all the padlocks and the auto-gate configurations. Blocked the maxis sim-card. AND did a police report.

WUSH !! HUAT AH !! 2 police officers came in there motorbike.
and all there neighbours came out to see what was happening....DAMN MALU LAR !!
so memper-siahsuey-kan.



Well. I'm now really afraid whenever i hear motorbikes passing by my house.
i hope that everyone at home learns a lesson and be more alert whenever we are outside.
be aware with things happening around us.

AND TO END THIS POST ...

I HATE U GODDAMNPHUCKINGBASTARDIDOITICROBBERS !!
U HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO TILL U HAVE TO ROB ?!
I LOOK DOWN ON U !! I CURSE U !!
BAD LUCK FOLLOW YOU EVERYDAY AND NIGHT !!
CURSE U HAVING BAD LUCK TO THE MAXXX !!
PHCUK U TO THE MAXXX TOO !! 

p/s : sorry if i was too rude dear readers. was really mad !!

yours truly ,
jesmyn . 3.00pm . 01.04.09

5 comments:

  1. lol..tis post is long but i read finish
    i was like..this girl still can go back sleep after a robbery happened on her aunt? =.=||
    and is it just me or the robbers are really stupid to answer to phone?
    and you..writing all the conversation in BM
    i miss BM so much!! =.=
    KL is no longer safe especially CHERAS
    check out http://onelikming.com
    hahaa danny constantly blogged about robbery and kidnapping case in cheras

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  2. LOL
    such a s2p robber... XD

    btw... woman leceh?
    don forget U R WOMAN IN FUTURE s well~ XD



    ps:i wonder wad time u woke up today~ XD

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  4. LOLX .. i noe .. that's why i said .. women mmg leceh lar..hahaha

    urm.....abt 10am..then..another 30mins sleep...so its like 10.30am..XD

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  5. Ji Yan - lolx .. yea lar .. i was like .. omg .. i say to myslf im bad lar..lolx..i was blur that time...YEA!! really not safe...they are letting too many "pendatang asing " in to our country

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